butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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