I think my vagina is haunted
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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