Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost