that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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