Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
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I think I am morally bankrupt
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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