PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I can't put those talents on a resume
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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