Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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