Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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