Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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