it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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