bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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