Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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