I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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