I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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