Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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