she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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