Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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