remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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