he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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