idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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