You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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