He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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