We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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