Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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