update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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