Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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