ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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