and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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