How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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