Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There's always time for handjobs
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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