Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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