Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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