dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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