dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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