Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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