Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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