found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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