that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Boobs are out for the taking
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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