Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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