two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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