Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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