you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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