Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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