Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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