Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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