You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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