"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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