ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I need to stop coming to work sober
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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