Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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