just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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