You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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Have fun and good luck.
My bed smells like the plague
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