You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
