Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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