You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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