What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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